can you NOT READ?!?!?!

One of the many enduring things the prior home owners left for us were two hand made signs that declare "No Handbills". Unfortunatly the word "Handbill" has gone the way of the dinosaur and people in this generation obviously have no clue what it means!!!!.

My friend and hood neighbor suggested an update: "Yo homie, Ay ay ay dawg, I ain't got no time for paper on my steps. Unless its paper that pays the bills, keep it off, fo shizzle."